The Legend of E.Z. Cheeze - Part 4 - Metal Tears
He was gonna head out to the store but all that E.Z. had been through that day got up to him and he was tired as hell. He was not even in da mood for smokin or drinkin or even a girl, man he was down and he knew why
E.Z. pulled up his piece of shit car and he pulled up a street he had known ever since he was little and his family split up. He hated this street real bad n he never came here much. Back in the day he played here with his family and did little kid games and had no worries bout money or haters or all that shit. He thought he was gonna be a space man or big pimpin business man but not president because shit nobody knew bout Obama back then.
He pulled his piece of shit car to the side of the road and got out. He saw the fire hidrant that he and his brother played round and saw the steps where they would play their video gamez. he could always beat his brother at sonic the hedge hog that lil bitch. He always was better at basketball too he pulled Iverson moves and made his brother look like chris Kaman or some shit.
Ray how ever was good at life. his brother Ray knew a lotta shit bout life and would try to pass it to E.Z. E.Z. was still named Tyrone back then so it was just ray and tyrone and their aunt n uncle. Ty always thought everyone liked ray better but that was ok with him Ty was quiet and learned all he could from ray. They got older n playas respected Ray because of his street smarts but get this straight ray was tuff but he knew respect n always wuz there for his boys. They called his brutha ‘Stingray’ like ‘Sting’ n ‘Ray’ together. Wut a good name for a good playa.
E.Z. walked up to the church man u would think god would have a nicer place than this piece of shit church but even in da hood it I guess God is poor too. he walked round the back to check the stones. These aint the stones u built homes with but the stones u cry on. Some were old as hell n some were newer but so many were old and could not be under stood. E.Z. walked to the stone he was seeking.
‘i will not forget u man I will be wut u could not and I will try to make things right.’ that is wut tyrone E.Z. Cheeze said to that stone. He woulda talked bout hoes n basketball n how he beet the shit out of the guy who broke their cousins bike but this wuz no place for that. He did what he always did here n said he wuz sorry n said how much he missed him. Yeah ok he cryed and if u dont think thats right fuk u man he only cryed because nobody wuz round and even the biggest playas got feelins or else they aint playas at all they be haters.
Ty said wut he needed to say to that stone n turned around. He got into his shit beet down car and drove to the store.
The stone wuz still there with tears on it. on the stone it sed ‘goodbye stingray we still love u’.
Ty never forgot Ray n he wuz gonna make him proud. Enuff of the sap shit now it wuz time for chips and hoes.
ROMANCE: HOW TO PUT UP YOUR TREE ON CHRISTMAS
Hello. Merry Christmas. How merry is your Christmas. My Christmas is very merry do you know why yes you do. I will be getting Tang. There is no option. I get Tang and go jingle all the way. You will read my article and learn the method of Tang. You will see in awe as I un leash a secret of getting Tang no homeys no much bout.
You will not make fun of my secret but u will appreaciate it. You will make fun of me maybe and laugh hahaha well I will laugh when I am hangin my tree over some gurl and u r playin with tinkertoyz or video gamez alone with mama. Now I have ur attention. That is good. You now see wisdom and here we go.
Christmas is a holiday about trees. Everyone must get a tree and put things on it that make them happy. It is too bad because many muchachos think about green trees but they do not think about their own trees. You are going to read this now. Here u will see a secret.
You will get a car or some vehicle of some type. I hope it is not a hooptey but if it is hooptey OK whatever just get somethin that moves u from one place to another place. You will go at around 5pm or 6pm and u will drive to a gas station. You are wondering what I am talkin bout shut up do not ask questions young one just do this. In the gas station u will buy a cheep shitty ornament for trees. Do not ask. Just buy it dammit man jus do it.
Now u will go out of the store and take yer ornament out. If it is wood or sum shit rub it on the ground. If it is glass use a key or scratch it somehow rub in on yer ballz man I dont care just make it look old. If it is glass be careful do not throw it on the ground it breaks dumbazz dont do it then u have to go buy a new one. You will now have a cheepass ornament that is new and cheep but looks old. You are tricking peeps. Good job.
OK boy you will now take ur car or whatever to a tree selling place. If u do not know what a tree selling place is ur a dumshit and u probably can not read so u are not reading this and I dont have to worry. You will take enuff money to buy a tree. DO NOT WORRY. You will not buy a tree u will get Tang for christmas. You are fishing for holiday tang and this plan is perfect no other boyz be thinkin like u are now.
You will go into the tree place and look around. Tree places do not have hoes they have nice gurlz who think bout family n shit. Hoes do not buy trees they suck em there will not be easy hoes here DO NOT WORRY because u have a weapon on ur side. Walk round the trees n look to see who is there. If its shit tree place and there aint no gurlz or anyone then wait 5 minutes then book it man. You will seek gurlz.
You will find a tree selling place with many peeps. You will wait until there is a gurl. If u have to wit more than 15 minutes then find the man or woman sellin da trees and talk to them and ask them bout trees. You are asking why do this. Well here is why dumbazz u do not want to look like some durdy bastard I mean who sits round at a tree place and hides behind trees for hours u will not get Tang this way u will get the police because u are a scary bastard.
Use bigtime patience man do not worry. A hot gurl will come round and u will make ur way up to her and pretend u are looking at the trees. You will now sit and look at the tree for a minute and then ask nicely like a joke if she thinks this tree is good. Do u know why this is good no u dont well here is why. The gurl will look at trees and think of ur man part and think of bonking it because trees look like that part so trees are helpin you this is science pleez dont ask you know I am right. Good.
This is not a hoe gurl this is a nice gurl so take the ornament out of your pocket. You will tell her this tree is for your grandmama – shut up I know u might not have a grandmama or u might have 12 or u might hate her – well tonight u have a grandmama and you love her and that is your story. You will tell the gurl that this ornament was your grandmamas favorite and she had lost it but now u found it and wanted to get ur grandmama a tree and her ornament on it for Christmas. You will look at the ornament and smile. The gurl sees u do this and she will want to do 1. Cry and 2. Sit on ur tree. If she does not cry it is OK this means she is a hoe because hoes dont cry bout that stuff but she will sit on ur tree.
IMPORTANT – you must get a good ornament if u got some Raiders football helmet ornmanent or a booby ornament damn man ur a dumbshit dont do that get some little snow ornmanent aww isnt that cute? Like get a snowman or a lolly pop or some shit like that. This is not gay this is for Tang.
Talk more to the gurl and she will fall for u because there are big trees around and she thinks bout your big tree and she thinks u are a nice guy who is confident and thinks of ur grandmama. If ur fake ornament works good save it later u can use it for more Tang later.
Your are welcome. I have helped u again. Now you have somethin to decorate ur tree and it is a hot gurl. The only ornament u need now is a Magnum condum or dont use one I dont care this is not sex education this is pimp education u should know this.
Merry Christmas to all here is ur gift I wrapped it up in a dress for u it is Tang. Enjoy it. You now are not laughing but ur mind accepts the secret of tree selling place Tang and wonders how nobody thought of this before. You now know I am serious in my advice and here to help u and you will not laugh at me anymore even if I tell u to dress like a clown and go to a circus u know that in that circus u will find Tang. I tell u where Tang is u do everything I say and u will be rewarded with it so now u are thanking me u are welcome son.
Goodnight homes plug in yer christmas lights plug in yer tree now go plug yer gurl. Say hoe hoe hoe because u are Santa ridin a gurl like Rudolf hoe hoe hoe and Merry Christmas to u and to me because I will be doin the same thing. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
ISRAEL IS WRONG - AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY
Aye, by only the title to this article, it has become controversial I assume. Well good, as it should be. Israel is wrong, and I am going to tell you why.
I am not Jewish. But I am not Muslim. I am not a very devout Christian either. I regret delving into those aspects of my beliefs, but I feel it is necessary in order for me approach this subject. I have no biases and but much to lose on this, and I certainly have nothing to gain.
Israel is wrong. Wrong about what, you ask? I would retort – “Wrong about a great…many…things.” I could not summarize their crimes in one article – I would have to devote myself into a series in order to give an adequate explanation of those. Instead, let us focus gently on the past before continuing to more recent events.
The image of a terrorist is someone, usually Arab, with a shroud covering their visage and maybe a Kalishnikov rifle being repeatedly raised above their head in rage. They bomb market places, buses, airplanes, and target civilians as a method of persuasion both politically and socially.
The problem is, however, that this international “emblem” of a terrorist is not entirely accurate. If you doubt me, please research the origins of the foundation of Israel. The Jews attacked the Arabs in similar, if not more abhorred, methods than the Arabs use now. If you doubt me, please ask the British about the King David hotel attacks directly following World War II. Almost 100 civilians lost their lives as Jewish terrorists (yes, I said Jewish terrorists) bombed a hotel in order to target the British (and yes, I said the British) interests in the region and hopefully drive them out. The result did not look much different than our tragic Oklahoma City bombing. The difference is that in Timothy McVay felt the full hammer of the law, whereas the mastermind of the King David Hotel plot suffered no punishment – in fact, he would go on to become the Prime Minister of Israel, PM Begin. As I said earlier, if you doubt any of these facts, please be my guest to research them by any means necessary.
A man bombed a hotel, targeting the British, and killed almost 100 civilians while injuring many more. Please raise your hand if you believe this man to be an Arab? Surprise, for he was not: he was Jewish, and he would become a Prime Minister. Does this not strike one as a strange scenario? Can you imagine an American President with a past such as this? Arabs are not and have not been the lone guilty party of terror tactics in the Middle East and the world.
But back to the present, Jews in Israel are now using territorial gains in the Palestinian region of the West Bank in an attempt to encroach upon the Arabs and eventually, they hope, obtain their land. Israel promises the Palestinians that they will allow the to have the West Bank, yet the government (and the United States, in which in fact resides many of the fundraising clubs that give money to build the illegal Jewish housing) turns its head when radical Jews settle the area illegally. The current Prime Minister, Olmert, goes as far to admit that the Jews are wrong in their tactics, especially recently when some Jewish settlers are now to intimidation or outright violence to push the Palestinians off of the land. I do have the link to this story:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/07/israel.olmert.pogrom/index.html
I also find it quite ironic that a people who have suffered so much by prejudice, hate, and isolation throughout history now practice bullying tactics and violence like that upon others.
As a strong ally I believe Israel is vital to our cause internationally. Yet as a moral compass or a “victim” country, I believe Israel utterly fails the test of being so.
I know this story may raise hate at me and at the best many questions of my stances or knowledge on the subject. From what I was told of this site, however, I believe wholeheartedly that this is a necessary article to promote discussion and debate. Please comment, unleash the flood opinions, and I am hoping this sparks a lively conversation. Thank you.
BRITNEY SPEARS is better than u
Ok so Britney Spears is like my idol and probably has been since I was born. Shes so good at singing and omg that girl can dance! I just feel so bad for her because she’s been shit on by the poperatzi for like the past year. But seriously, I really just think she was sad about her breakup with Kfed. I mean, come on and give the girl a break! Her baby daddy just dumped her and yall expect her to be O.K.? I don’t think so. I’d be actin crazy just like her if my boyfriend dumped me. I mean, I probably wouldn’t shave my hair off or nothing like that but come on, that’s her perogative! Haha get it?
Anyway, I’m soooo excited about the Britney comeback which I guess all started at the mtv vmas. I mean she came out lookin so hot in that sparkly dress with those HOTASS shoes!!! People say she’s fat but damn I bet the all wished they looked that hawt!! AND she won like 3 VMAs or something crazy like that. So anyway now she is doin this special called Britney, for the record, or something like that. And I watched it the other night when I got home from work and it was SO AWESOME. I mean, I feel like I know Britney so much better now. I just feel so bad for her. I don’t know what happened with her and kfed, but I still feel bad for her for being stuck in the poperatzi for it. but after watching her show, I think she’s doing so much better now. I feel like if we were friends, she’d be so funny and fun to be with. I think she really does just need a good friend. I also love all her clothes so it would be nice if we were friends and we could share stuff.
Here is Britney’s youtube channel and you can watch her hot new videos! http://www.y
outube.com/user/BritneyTV?ob=1
I <3 her 
So anyway if any of you have seen the Britney for the Record special, please comment! Or if you just love Britney Spears, you can comment too 
Love,
xXxiHEARTpinkxXx
OJ SIMPSON u are a DUMF—K and this is from a black pimp
hello peeps n hoes here is a good article and i have been thinkin bout this one for awhile. I am also writin my best for this there wont be much mistake n shit in spelling because i want to get the word on this yo.
OJ SIMPSON U R A DUMFUCK.
ok ok lemme get this all straight in my head u pretty much got away with murder n shit a long time ago (yeah i am black and i was not born early nuff to see that happen) but dude he straight up chopped his hoe up. then he goes out and plays golf (wut a fukin fag what pimp plays golf) but yeah he goes and plays golf and says he is lookin for the killer n shit hahhahha yeah you found him OJ Tiger Woods does not play golf for a sport Tiger Woods is actually lookin for murderers just like u! Man u are a dumb sh1t.
No its cool it gets better – OJ goes and like robs some gamblin joint or somethin and takes away a bunch of sports stuff and some of this shit is his own stuff. U ARE A R-TARD U DUM BASTARD. Wut a dumbazz. You act so white u marry a white girl (oh ya sorry before u kill her) but u are a bigger thug than anyone i know u dumbazz.
his law man says OJ did not think he was doin somethin bad so that means he should have a easy time. WHAT?
OK so that means i am gonna go outside and i am just gonna rob a car and jack some dudes shit up and then i am gonna take a dumptruck and then drive it into a school and kill kids then i am gonna take my dick out and hit people on da head with it until the police come.
then u know wut i will say in court? – oh srry guys my bad i just didnt know i was doin somethin bad so plzzz let me go.
OJ u are a dumfvck and u need to go to jail like everyone else. if u are hurtin for money that bad dont rob shit man and DONT STEAL UR OWN STUFF DUMBAZZ.
OJ have fun in the showers big thug u used to have to worry bout not droppin the football well here is my advice OJ DONT FUMBLE! DONT FUMBLE THE SOAP!!
OJ is finally gettin what he deserves this man here aint got no pity for him. anyone else who did what this fuker did who was not rich woulda gotten in jail a long long time ago.
USA Car Companies Want Money?? I WILL SLAP YOU!!
OK Hello guys I have actually done some researching and have been a little bookworm on this one so pay attention please!
Do you all think we need to help GM, Chrystler, and Ford?
They are all about to go bankrupt and now are crawling back to the government people and asking for money!! And the amaaaaazing thing about it is, this is not the first time they have done this!! No! NO!!! This man is NOT kidding.
The first time they did this they were made fun of for flyin to the place in nice pretty jets before asking for money (I found that Youtube video linked to the site I read, it is HILLLLARRRRRRIOUS! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wiH6Qiqf4&feature=related ) but that is just totally senseless. That’s like this man right here banging on your door saying “ohhh please it hurts I need money honey” and then you look outside your little house and see that I drove over in a beautiful decked out pink Cadillac with wheels and a hot tub in the back or something!! It’s ridiculous.
They wanted billions and billions of dollars and that is just sad. Then I read about how the exec people had just been livin an oh-so-life of luxury while they be layin off little guys!! As little guys ourselves (in my size too, but NOT where it matters – haha! I hope that is OK to say Radley, I just am proud of it) but anyway this is just RIDICulous. RIDICulous.
Now I suppose these little men come back on their hands and knees and want over 30 billion dollars total to help them. This is so hard, if they don’t get the money the workers could be fired, but these NASTY men have been so careless that they ran their companies straight into the GROUND! Oh yes and do not let me forget, now they will sell their jets! – Yay! All is saved! They sold their little jets and now they suddenly have morals and common sense!
I heard someone who either managed here or overheard a customer say this, heck it might have been on TV, but here is what is was like, and he was talking about the BIG THREE auto companies:
“If I ran my company like they do their auto businesses, we would be bankrupt in 2 weeks”
Amen!! I don’t think they should be helped, but if it is going to hurt the workers (like if they get laid off or such!) then I think they should be helped but punished. So I guess I have two answers!
Workers keep job – don’t help them, they must learn from their mistakes and be punished for bein soooo terrible at what they did!
Workers lose jobs if punished – in this case, please oh please do not go too hard on them, but do not let those selfish bastard-men get away with this, punish them as much as possible but bail them out!
God what a hard story to do, I hope you all like it I am a little proud of myself haha- the Juice did not know much about business or car business! Please write back all of you!
The New Writers…
Tina:
Hey y’all. My name is Tina. I can’t think of a cute little name like the rest of these folks, so you’ll just have to call me Tina. I didn’t wanna write at first, but they convinced me. Don’t laugh, ok? So, what you do you wanna know about me? I got a little one. He’s 7. He’s my pride and joy. I love my job here, but my momma says I’m a dreamer. I’m always in my head. I dream about traveling. And I don’t mean just to Georgia. Ha! Guess that’s why they asked me to write to you about it. I’m always on the Internet looking at stuff about the world after the little one goes to bed. My daddy got me one of those Rosetta stone things from the mall last christmas, you know to learn French. I’m practicing my French, cause one day I’m gonna meet me a real Frenchman. I guess that’s about it. I mean, I go to work, love my friends there, take care of the munchkin, well, and now write traveling. Don’t worry, I find you people some good places to go.
Or dream about going, like me.
Hey yall, my screenname on here is xXxiHEARTpinkxXx because obviously I looooove the color pink but I’m guessin yall will just shorten it to pink. I’m 18 years old and a junior in high school and I’m workin here for some money right now. the uniforms that they make us weare are pretty disgusting, but I dunno, I gotta make some money. Anyway, as you can see from my screenname, I looooooove pink. I always wear something pink every single day and my whole bedroom ispink too. On my 18th birthday I even got a little pink playboy bunny tattoo on my back!!! It’s soooooo cuuuuute. I’m saving up money now for some pink playboy seat covers and a matching stearing wheel cover for my car. It’s kinda a beater, so I really want to pimp/pink it out so it looks really adoooorable. I’m putting up a picture of the seat covers that I want ahhhhhh!
Anyway, back to me. I really love fashion and celebrity’s (especially like britney spears and kim kardashian and paris Hilton – they’re like my style idols, I mean before paris went all rocker chick when she started dating Benji) so I think on here I’m going to write about that. I hate politics and news and stuff. I didn’t even vote in the election haha! I just didn’t feel like gettin out and registering and havin to go all the way to the dmv and all that. and I mean, standing in a line for 2 hours just to write on a piece of paper who I want to be thepresident…it just doesn’t sound like all that much fun and I mean…who cares??? I mean whatever.
Anway, if any of yall have any celebs you want to know some gossip about, just write on here and let me know! I always read all the good magazines…I get star and usweekly at the grocery store whenever I go and then I try to watch TMZ on tv whenever I’m not at work and I also look at the tmz website aaallllll the time!! So I pretty much know everything that’s going on right now.
I really can’t wait to write my first juicy gossipy article, so keep comin back and hopefully I’ll get to post one soon.
TTYL!!
Announcement: 2 New Writers!
Hello everyone,
We at the store are all thrilled with the support we have gotten - it has been hard to start this thing up and publicize it, and even more hard to help some workers find computers, get people writing, organize how we do this, etc.
The great news is that more 2 people at the store have told me they wanted to join Deep Fried Worldwide, and they have already written their bios for me which I will put in the About Writers section right after I post this. Their names are Tina and xXxiHEARTpinkxXx. Please welcome them (I am talking more to the other younger workers than I am to guests) and hopefully they will start adding their opinions soon.
The site is doing great for being up only a little more than 2 weeks, and we thank everyone who has supported us, we could not have done it without you. Like we always say, if you like it and know anyone else who likes it, please let them know about it - we don’t really have money to advertise and we are new to this. Every worker on here so far has loved it, a lot more than they thought they would, and it is because of you all. There are some other workers who I wish would join so much, they have interesting opinions and interests and would love this, hopefully if we keep doing well they will get over their fear of putting stuff up on here and join as well. But to all of our supporters and visitors - Thank you!
Have a nice day and keep posting, arguing, agreeing, and cussing with us!
-Radley
WHY PALIN AINT SO BAD - And I am Sober
There was a great article on here earlier on Sarah Palin by my buddy Tigger, but man she took a beatin on here by a lot of us workers and visitors too. Radley came to me and he knew I had a better view of the gal, so he told me to write up on the good things I saw in her. Here goes nothing –
Palin is not half bad as a lotta you people are making her to be. I know she’s dumb, but sort of like a dog chasin its tail, you can’t really get mad at the dog for that – it’s just made that way and doesn’t know better. Palin I think is like that dog, she just doesn’t know any better, I really don’t think that she knows she is dumb. She wouldn’t had said yes to Mccain or gotten all up into politics if she thought she was that dumb. Man if I had her confidence I might be in a better place in life right now too. Dumb or not you gotta respect the woman for how far she got.
Here is another thing, and to me this is the biggest thing. Palin and Obama are so different in so many ways but they got one HUGE thing in common – they get folks passionate about politics again. Whether you love’em or hate’em, both of these guys got people all fired up, I mean damn the way some folks talked about politics around me was the same way I talk about the night race in Bristel. It was like sports, people were fired up. And Obama and Palin remind me a lot of a saying about the Rainbow Warrior–that’s Jeff Gordon, and I’m not sayin I want Obama or Palin to go to hell either cause I don’t lump them in with that Pepsi drinking Barbie doll!
“Loved or hated but never ignored”
OK well I think a lot of people want to ignore Palin now but damn that lady is still everywhere. I am thinkin and it might sound crazy but I think some people just miss her because they don’t have anything to hate on anymore, and she is hot to look at.
Alright you think I am sexist or something but man she is a hottie and not someone a guy thinks of looking like in politics. In a way thats not much different than Obama either, you ougta hear some of the women I know even the racist ones sayin that he is so young and handsome. Why do yall think they keep calling him he next JFK?? Palin and Obama are both good lookin and they could both just stand there and still get folks and voters pumped up for politics because they are almost like some symbol for something new. I mean I am not sayin I am gay I am just saying Obama looks like a new face, you all know what I mean.
The big point I am pushin on here is that Palin is not so bad. I don’t really love her either but man she has got some people who loved her a lot more than Mccain. The TV people have been eatin the girl alive too, they loved her at first but after awhile she got bombed every day. I heard a smart guy say once that her staff was to blame for some of her troubles and stupid moves and the more I thought bout that the more I sort of agree.
At her very worst Palin helped folks get excited bout politics again too just like Obama did. I am republican and was really excited about her bein VP until I heard her talk and she sounded like my ol grandma used to off of her meds, but she did fire some people up.
We workers are gonna run a fair page here and this store aint one side or the other, we all have different views, so that is my view and please let me know what yall think. Thank you and screw Clemson football. I had to add that.
MOVIE REVIEW: Quantum of Solace
OK first off I want to tell everyone 2 things, and that is that number 1 I do not know what the hell a quantum is and number 2 I do not know what the hell a solace is either, I guess somethin with peace or somethin like that. I would go try n look these up but I am tired. This does not hurt the movie though. I do know it is a james bond movie and I gotta start seein all types of movies so I saw this. I sort of wanted to see twilight but I have a life honey I cannot see 2 movies so I did bond. I mean I WISH I did bond –
I also want to talk about how much I would do to james bond and earlier I talked about harrison ford as a hottie white boy heelllllllll no he aint got nothing on this new bond boy. oh my god. OH MY GOD. if I get to be a nurse and this bond comes into the doctor, I am gonna have to play doctor with him. I will do more than take his pulse. I can not believe I am typing that but oh well he just makes me want to be his woman – I want to be a bond girl. OH MY GOD he is like a white taye diggs. The other bond guys look like old people that sell insurence or something or those dirty older guys in malls who are just there to check girls out. This new bond…OH…MY….GOD.
OK I am gonna talk about the movie. BOYS – you will like it, there is a lotta fighting and such and hot girls. I will not tell you who bond macks his stuff on because I do not want to mess it up for you but lets all say he does a good job. The action is good even I enjoyed it but sometimes I did not know what the hell was goin on but that was OK, I could stare at boned and he would make me feel like a woman.
Here is a good sum up of this movie – if you do not know what the hell is going on, boys will love the fighting and girls and blowin up neat stuff, and girls will love just looking at bond and feeling like he could make them feel like a natural woman I AM FOR REAL where did this guy come from?? He cannot be british he has a good nice white boy tan and good teeth and OK I will stop talking about him.
The bad guy looks scary enough. I feel like in movies like this they just go out in Hollywood on Halloween and pick the boy with the scaryest costume and say OK YOU ARE IN. the good guys always look hot and the bad guys always look like cokehead evil voldmort men, I guess mothers gotta watch how their babies look, if they get a bad scar or weird eyes or something chain that baby up because he is gonna be a bad guy and bond will have to kill him.
There is only one person in the movie who bothers me, wait I mean 2 people. One of them you will know he has a mustache that is glued on and acts like he should be in a high school musical and the other well she is hot but she just rolls over too easy. You gotta be hot and get play from this hot bond boy but PLZZZ can you at least play the game a little girl? OK actually if bond came in my room I would do anything he says I would get tea for his british ass alllll day long on my knees PLLZZ bond if you read this find me.
I will give this movie 2 big snaps. 3 snaps is best of all and 1 snap is like oh lord please burn this baby crap. No snaps is like run for your life girl. 2 big snaps for bond and 3 big hard snaps for the new bond. If we are still doin fast food hotties of the week can we get this bond boy in a naked burger thong I mean plezz!
OK I am finished this is my try number 2 at this let me know how it did and if it helped you with the movie.
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